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Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:38 am // 0 comments // Oommer6th place? NO RIBBONS FOR 6TH PLACE!
Flame Leviathan
Server 3rd
Razorscale
Server 2nd
Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:46 pm // 0 comments // OommerOverdue Gnus
STOP ALREADY!
I can't wait for February 2009. I cannot wait for these stupid fucking commercials about how TVs with antennae and analog signals will stop working to go away. I especially cannot wait for them to stop running these goddamned commercials on ESPN, the Discovery Channel, etc. GUESS WHAT, DIPSHIT?! I already have cable if I'm watching ESPN! I don't need to worry about some stupid fucking converter box if I'm watching Dirty Jobs! What retard decided it would be a good idea to spend advertising dollars on cable channels? Wouldn't it be smarter to put them on ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox? I've yet to see one there! Probably some Canadians in charge. Gotta be.
We're Gonna be Rich!
Here I am. Just minding my own business in a heroic run. Or as you Bloodhoof morons like to call them - "Roic" run. (Christ.)
Out of the blue, I get a whisper from some random level 1 alt. This person wants to know if I would be willing to help him sell people Tier 7 gear. Admittedly, I was a little taken aback by such a whisper. These people stand for everything I hate. They get shitty people gear so that these bads can deceive raiding guilds into membership. It's a fucking nightmare. And there are more of them out there than you think.
I decided that I'd garner some entertainment from this guy so I kept chatting him up. Besides, "Roics" (assholes) are fucking BORING. I wanted to know exactly how this process would work out. We chat a bit and he tells me it's not "safe" to discuss these details in game. REALLY?!
Feel free to sign him up for all the porn you want!
Granted, I still didn't believe the little shit, so I checked out the website - http://team4power.com. Sure enough, they exist! Whodathunkit! I wanted just a little more clarification from this guy though.
He proceeds to tell me that people pay them $200 USD for ONE PIECE of 25 man T7 gear. They then will pay me half of that. Are there really people out there so fucking pathetic that they will drop $200 for a piece of Naxxazhan gear? It shouldn't surprise me considering some of you douchebags pay $1000 for a Spectral Tiger.
I figure I'll see just how far I can push Mr. Gear-seller.
No dice on the advance! Oh well. I asked him to give me an account as well as a show of good faith - but he said he'd need a supervisor's approval for that to happen. LOLOLOL.
I gave him my newly-made MSN account name and had him get his supervisor to chat with me. Unfortunately, I didn't screenshot any of that because it's a giant pain in the ass. I did, however, copy the log.
Code:
maria says:
hi
maria says:
this is maria from team4power
Oommer says:
hello there
Oommer says:
we are talking about US dollars yes?
maria says:
yes
Oommer says:
I don't know if my guild is quite ready to start selling stuff yet. It might be a couple more weeks
maria says:
i see
maria says:
what about T7 in 10 mans?
Oommer says:
10 man T7 is starting to rot, yes
maria says:
cool
maria says:
here is a rogue who wants to get T7 shouder in 10 mans
maria says:
can you help?
maria says:
we can pay you money before ur raid
Oommer says:
possibly yes. What is the rogue's name?
maria says:
1 sec please
maria says:
Myvia
maria says:
his name
Oommer says:
wow
Oommer says:
that person used to be in my guild. He was obviously Ebayed. This confirms it.
Oommer says:
how funny!
maria says:
really?
Oommer says:
yes really
maria says:
haha
maria says:
omg
maria says:
the world is so small
maria says:
so can you help him get T7 shoulder? lol
maria says:
he paid us money,and we are looking for you to help him
Oommer says:
haha this is great!
maria says:
it i s funny
Oommer says:
one question
maria says:
yes?
Oommer says:
is he going to play his account? if so, it's going to be bad!
maria says:
you can play on his account
Oommer says:
that would definitely make it much easier
maria says:
frankly to say,we dont hope our customers to meet you guild members
Oommer says:
I'd actually prefer that also!
maria says:
if some of them become ur members,we wont have buyers any more
maria says:
hehe,so when can you help that rogue get shouder?
Oommer says:
it could be as soon as next reset
maria says:
okay
maria says:
we can be in touch,okay?
Oommer says:
yes, we can be in touch
maria says:
really thanks for ur help
Oommer says:
Can I have his account now?
maria says:
have a nice day
BITCH! She didn't give me Myvia's account!
Needless to say, I didn't take them up on their offer. I couldn't stomach the thought of helping some shitty Ebayer get gear for RL cash. Although this whole experience was totally worth proving that Myvia (now a priest) is an Ebayed, gear-buying piece of shit. Grats <Bloodforge> on a real winner! Seems he transferred the rogue off to Tortheldrin, still wielding those Warglaives at 80.
SCREENSHOT-O-RAMA!
It's been awhile, my gentle readers. I have not forsaken you. I am just extremely lazy. Cropping screenshots sucks balls. Start sending me gold and I'll write more often! (Shameless, I know.)
HERE'S ONE! OVER HERE! Fucking idiot.
Epic.
First Ploommer, now this.
What does a furnace sound like when it's fucking?
I sense a new ad for Bounty - the Quicker, Picker-Upper.
I am intrigued by your taste in men.
WHOA! RACIST!
I just want a Frosty and a Double Stack.
See Morosaki for tips!
MmMmMm...Toasty
Haaaaaaaawt
Amen, Brother!
You need better boyfriends
Put it on FFA, dammit!
Describing a Paradigm raid, eh?!
Bad bad bad. FUNNY but BAD!
I'm a sweet, pleasant guy.
Okay. I'm the most fucking guy ever.
That's one blessed kid to reach THAT far.
Spotlight: Hattrick!
Hammer. Don't hurt 'em.
You're gonna be busy today!
Some guys have all the luck.
TURN THAT GODDAMN MUSIC DOWN!
Gnus - The Side Effects
Take Gnus in moderation, folks. I will not be held responsible for the consequences!
OH YEAH!
Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:14 pm // 0 comments // OommerGET AWAY FROM THE GD FIRE WALL!
Finally, my band of retards could get it right. Grats Paradigm!
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:23 pm // 0 comments // OommerOutland Raider = Achieved
Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:26 am // 0 comments // OommerGnerfs Do the Body Good.
I was stuck at work..=(